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"Primus, I hate saying 'wait'. Such an awful word."

Name Blurr
Faction Autobot
Function Scout/Courier
Species Cybertronian
Type FC
Rank 6-Lieutenant
Alt Mode Hover Speeder
Char_id 3
Status Active

Profile[edit source]

Blurr used to be the greatest and most famous racer on all of Cybertron. Living the high life, he had little care for anything or anyone that did not directly affect him or his racing career. But as tension between the government and the oppressed lower castes escalated, he began to realize that life was not as perfect as he thought it was. Still young and idealistic, he sought to take a more active role in righting the wrongs of the world by joining the Autobots as an Intelligence operative. In both vehicle and biped forms, his speed on the ground is unparalleled, and his light frame allows him extraordinarily agile movements in any direction.

Background[edit source]

Once upon a time, the chair of R & D at the Ibexian Athletic Association, Axle, and his research team, dreamed of creating the perfect racer. Someone who could not only run and drive faster than anyone on the planet, but whose mind could also keep up with his incredibly rapid physical movements. But in order to do that, he would need access to a spark. The team researched the ways they might gain said access, looking first into spark splicing but when that appeared to be a fruitless search (since it didn't actually exist), they turned to attempting to convince the Senate to grant them access to a hotspot. Despite the scarcity of hotspots, the Senate actually agreed to allow this, so long as they had the final say in the fate of whatever resulted from the experiment. This was because they actually planned to experiment on new sparks in an attempt to create their own artificial "outliers", and the IAA's project aligned with their goals. Thus, Axle was granted one-time access to the hotspot and allowed to harvest a spark for his own purposes, and Blurr was born. At first, he was thought to be a failure--unable to remain focused on a single item for more than a few minutes, or to even speak properly. However, after numerous training and therapy sessions, he was finally able to at least function normally.

The IAA saw great success with Blurr on the tracks and in the public sphere once he had become presentable. He went on to claim victory in the world’s most renowned ground racing tournament, the Ibex Cup, a total of sixteen times before the races were shut down in the wake of Decepticon terrorist attacks. Blaming the Decepticons for ruining his career and for the death of several of his friends and colleagues, and in search of a purpose deeper than simple entertainment, Blurr vowed to put an end to their destructive campaigns and joined the Autobots' Intelligence Division.

Skills & Abilities[edit source]

Superspeed: Blurr is able to move at supersonic speeds on the ground in either car form or biped form. He is also able to accelerate to such a velocity nearly instantly from a complete standstill. In addition, given that his vehicle form is a hovercraft, he can move at such speeds across almost any terrain; in fact, he is so fast that he can easily run/drive across vertical or even fluid surfaces such as water. It would follow from this that he is very agile, and even the most talented marksman would be hard-pressed to land a hit on him. In addition, Blurr is not only able to move at incredible speeds; he also thinks, speaks, and acts at this same extreme pace.

Electro-laser: Blurr is equipped with a special weapon that reverses the polarity of the victim's microcircuits, rendering them temporarily paralyzed.

Racing: Blurr was once the greatest Cybertronian racer of all time. He spent his entire pre-war life on the tracks, therefore, his racing prowess might even be considered legendary.

Charisma: With racing came fame. And with fame came the necessity to maintain his reputation. Being a celebrity often means being a crowd-pleaser. A very well-loved sports celebrity must not only be talented but also charming.

Combat: Blurr certainly knows how to put up a good fight when necessary. He is skilled in hand-to-hand as well as with guns, though he is not built to carry heavy weapons such as missile launchers. His primary advantage is in being able to dodge almost anything, and hit fast but not very hard.

Spy/Scout: Blurr is part of the Autobots' Intelligence Division, and functions as a spy and courier. These roles best suit his abilities and skillset, and he certainly knows how to apply them to his job. Working as an Intelligence operative requires one to be agile and quick-witted, both of which come naturally to Blurr, who can also often make rapid exits for himself that others couldn't should his cover be blown. This also comes with the various skills of the trade that might typically be expected, such as hacking, sabotage, theft, deceit, surveillance, recon, observation, etc., as well as more knowledge of classified information (like a secret base or research facility).

Weaknesses[edit source]

Lightweight - In order to be so fast, Blurr needs to be extremely light, at least in comparison to other Cybertronians his size. Therefore, he mostly relies upon his superior agility to survive in a fight, since he can't take as many hits as most can given his lesser degree of armor.

Fast Everything - Blurr is a speed addict. He hates waiting for anything and is therefore extremely impatient. Thus one might find him charging into things without giving it much prior consideration. His impatience can also be very grating on his the nerves of those around him, and they may find it frustrating attempting to keep up with him. Since he thinks at least as fast as he moves, he has a habit of talking that fast as well. If you talk fast, you tend to say a lot just to fill the time, especially if you're Cybertronian and don't have to stop to breathe. As you might imagine, that can get pretty irritating when attempting to have a conversation with him.

Overconfident - Blurr is extremely arrogant. His pre-war social status likely had a lot to do with this. He was certainly the best of the best when it came to racing, however this often leads him to think that he can outrun anything which is not always true, and sometimes gets him into trouble. His ego is often insufferably obvious to others.

Logs[edit | edit source]

OLD System:

November 2015 Logs
  • Who's In Charge??: Sandstorm takes a small team on another daring recon mission.
  • Recounting & Repairing: Wheeljack repairs Blurr while the speedster brags about beating the slag out of Blast Off to he and Arcee.
  • Less Rosy, More Blue: Blast Off's shopping spree quickly turns into a nightmare when a familiar face shows.
January 2016 Logs
February 2016 Logs
  • Intricate Work: Whenever someone can't do something at the hospital, they go to Ratchet. Because he has super hands.
December 2015 Logs

NEW System:

Title Date Scene Summary
Training in Trenches March 24th, 2020 In which the Autobots do a training simulation of clearing trenches.
Tethered March 21st, 2020 Swivel tries to talk Blurr out of making a hasty decision while maintaining her own boundaries.
In the Army Now March 20th, 2020 In which Sunstreaker and Sideswipe brawl, and Blurr's attempt at coming out of his shell are aborted.
Together In The Dark March 16th, 2020 Sometimes, a calm talk in private can help things seem less like they are only headed for oblivion.
A Mysterious Derivative March 12th, 2020 Blurr is back, but everything is on fire.
An Ironic Exchange March 11th, 2020 Karma is a glitch, but Blurr and Ravage are returned to their respective factions.
Study of a Speedster March 10th, 2020 Shockwave studies the Properties of Blurr, while Blurr prods him about his affiliation with Megatron.
Race Day Part 3: Search For a Speedster March 5th, 2020 The Decepticons manage to catch Blurr, albeit the process is a lot messier than it likely had to be.
Rush or Bust March 1st, 2020 Blurr is shot at in training. Blurr has none of it.
The Contractors Pt 2 February 29th, 2020 Healthpoint, Ratchet, and Jazz investigate a mysterious contractor's campus, in hopes of discovering where Phantom is being kept.
A Run For Your Shanix February 27th, 2020 Skyshredder tries racing Blurr.
Race Day Part 2: A Spy In Our Midst February 24th, 2020 Blurr sneaks into the Decepticon-occupied base in South Ibex by hiding among civilians.
The Contractors February 23rd, 2020 The Autobots and Decepticons run into a couple of seedy contractors who are involved in multiple schemes...
Race Day February 20th, 2020 The Decepticons give in to political pressure and parade Blurr around their Ibex territory...
Battleground: Undergrid 6 - 5 February 15th, 2020 The Autobots take the Undergrid and almost take Goth as the aftermath becomes a hostage situation.
Vigil at Simanzi February 8th, 2020 Conversations are had regarding the mystery surrounding the events at Simanzi.
Shock Jock January 31st, 2020 Conversations are had in the training simulator at the Decagon.
Crossfire of Our Vendetta January 23rd, 2020 Goth and Blast Off run into one of Penance's associates. Phantom discusses Pax's past with Healthpoint.
Battleground: Thymesis 6 - 3 January 18th, 2020 Decepticons successfully defend Thymesis Mining Facility on Luna-2.
The Quest for the Shapeshifter: Epilogue January 13th, 2020 Who tried to poison Goth?
Target Practice Challenge Level Alpha! December 30th, 2019 Autobots try to shoot Blurr in the simulators.
Quest for the Shapeshifter: Finale December 23rd, 2019 Mimic led the way to Penance's super secret underwater bunker, where 'Bots and 'Cons sought to destroy the primary pylon and stop the mass mind wipe.
Speakeasy Shenanigans December 17th, 2019 Mimic leads Blurr and a couple Decepticons to a secret speakeasy to learn more about Penance.
The Truth at Triton December 11th, 2019 Mimic reveals to Blurr and Nightlash the true mastermind behind the pylon tech, while the Decepticons keep watch nearby.
Battleground: Ibex Central 5 - 6 December 9th, 2019 Autobots capture central Ibex sectors.
Opening Pandora's Box November 21st, 2019 Autobots get the upper hand in solving the puzzle to access the cellar in Mimic's latest hideout.
Battleground: Kalis 5 - 5 November 20th, 2019 Decepticons successfully defend Kalis.
Deep Space Recon: Rigel System November 14th, 2019 Autobots and Decepticons investigate a mysterious station left behind by an ancient civilization.
Redirects and Boasts November 3rd, 2019 Swivel tries to get info about Darkstar from Blast Off. Then Darkstar and Blurr show up.
An Uncanny Running Into October 30th, 2019 While patrolling Polyhex's border at nighttime, Blurr runs into a familiar face. The Decepticons observe until Goth breaks cover, a skirmish ensues.
Not as Planned October 27th, 2019 Healthpoint gets the troops from Ibex back to Decagon for repairs.
Familiarity Breeds Contempt October 19th, 2019 A 'new' recruit at the Decagon's medical bay isn't new to Healthpoint, First Aid or Starlock.
In Good Conscience October 19th, 2019 Blurr and Starlock have a spark-to-spark. Whirl gets untangled.
Indefinite Language October 17th, 2019 Starlock and Healthpoint tend to Blurr and Swivel.
Maybe His Ego Ruptured October 16th, 2019 Starlock makes Blurr throw up.
Something Lurks Beneath October 15th, 2019 Autobots and Decepticons get eaten by a hungry Cybertron, according to Nightlash.
Too Fast October 11th, 2019 Blurr's speed is sometimes a detriment, specially when injured. Healthpoint, First Aid and Starlock get him pinned down to repair him.
Battleground: Thymesis Mining Facility 5 - 2 October 10th, 2019 The Decepticons keep a hold on the old mining facility!
Physical Exam: Blurr October 6th, 2019 Blurr comes in for his Physical Exam, and finds its a good chance to show off!
Romance in the Repair Bay September 30th, 2019 Healthpoint repairs those injured during the Rodion siege, Hot Rod doesn't know how to ask someone out on a date properly, and Starlock and First Aid get a moment.
Battleground: Rodion 5 - 1 September 29th, 2019 The Autobots successfully take back Rodion despite the odds!
Destructoris Incident Debriefing September 26th, 2019 After the incident involving the mysterious shapeshifter at the Grav-Haraan, the 'Bots regroup to discuss the intel Blurr stole from one of his bases of operation.
Mithril Madness September 14th, 2019 Megatron and Starscream are out on the Beach... Nightlash doesn't start it.
Worst Nightmares and Deepest Regrets September 11th, 2019 Blurr comes clean about...a lot of things.
Varas Extrinsecus: Heart of the Mountain August 31st, 2019 The Decepticons take a stab at capturing a new mining spot from the Autobots, but are ultimately driven off.
Battleground: Mitteous Plateau 4 - 5 August 27th, 2019 Autobots defend the Mitteous Plateau airbase.
Just Some Friendly Banter August 24th, 2019 Whirl and Blurr spar in the training simulator. Some sensitive topics of the past come up, including Whirl's failed attempt to assassinate Megatron.
Scouting Varas Extrinsecus August 22nd, 2019 Autobots and Decepticons run afoul of each other while scouting Varas Extrinsecus.
Border Skirmish: Ibex August 14th, 2019 Autobots and Decepticons trade blows at the divided city of Ibex.
So Easy To Hate July 29th, 2019 The Decepticons almost catch Blurr after a failed attempt at doing something to the fuel systems at the Rodion base.
Collateral Damage July 20th, 2019 Starlock discusses the situation surrounding Quartz's death with Blurr.
Rosy's Demise July 17th, 2019 What began as a private meeting between Quartz and Epitaph ends in a corpse.. or possibly two.
Battleground: Rodion-4-2 July 15th, 2019 After many fights, and one epic struggle from Ravage and Sixshot, the decepticons finally, capture Rodion.
Battleground: Uraya 4 - 1 July 2nd, 2019 Decepticons capture Uraya.
Full Circle July 1st, 2019 Everyone always gets what's coming to them eventually, right?
Practice. June 15th, 2019 Starlock attempts some practice with her new weapons, only to get insults.
To Optimus June 11th, 2019 Autobots and Darkstar toast to Optimus' return.
Benefit of the Doubt May 30th, 2019 Blurr decides the wipe the slate of his life clean, despite Glyph's protests.
Whirl, no! May 28th, 2019 Whirl comes to the medical bay and meets Nightlash... Beginning an.. interesting friendship.
Wrong Things Quota May 27th, 2019 Swivel tries to do what Hot Rod couldn't. It doesn't really work.
Bar Blues May 23rd, 2019 Hot Rod, Swivel, Hound, Starlock, and First Aid are hanging out at the Red Guardian Inn, trying to find something to celebrate, but Blurr is really not in the mood. Quickswitch makes a guest appearance.
Let Me Live, Or Let Me Die May 21st, 2019 First Aid and Starlock track down a severely injured Blurr.
Battleground: Ibex Central 3 - 3 May 20th, 2019 The Autobots push toward Ibex's central sectors and capture the region successfully.
Battleground: Rodion 3 - 2 May 10th, 2019 The Autobots defend Rodion and end up with a decision to make.
Power Base Blast Pt 2 April 30th, 2019 Escapees make the perilous journey to the Autobot Outpost in the Sonic Canyons with Decepticons on the hunt.
Running From Problems April 28th, 2019 Sky Lynx, First Aid, and Glyph try to talk to Blurr. It doesn't go well.
Hunting Autobots April 23rd, 2019 Quake and his friends go hunting for Autobots. They find Hyperdrive.
Medibay Revolving Door April 22nd, 2019 First Aid and Starlock tend to Swivel and Nightlash.
War of Words April 22nd, 2019 Lots of posturing occurs while the Autobots attempt to help civilian refugee escape Decepticon-occupied territory.
Always the Worst Things April 22nd, 2019 Blurr slams the door in yet another person's face.
Repairs from Ibex Central April 13th, 2019 Healthpoint and Hoist repair Blurr and Starlock after their failed attempt to take Ibex Central.
Battleground: Ibex Central 11 April 13th, 2019 Decepticons barely manage to defend Ibex's central sectors.
Battleground: Ibex South 11 April 11th, 2019 Autobots capture Ibex's southern sectors.
A Healthy Balance April 11th, 2019 Swivel tries to reconcile with Blurr. It doesn't go well.
Heartbreak at a Library April 3rd, 2019 Swivel presents Glyph with the artifact Phantom gave her - Blurr stops by and ruins the mood.
Respite for the Rescued April 2nd, 2019 Healthpoint and First Aid tend to those rescued from Kolkular Prison, and Aid has issues with putting his pede in his mouth.
Battleground: Tyger Pax-10 March 28th, 2019 The Decepticons defend Tyger Pax.
Prison Reconnaissance March 26th, 2019 Starlock is held captive by Decepticons and a small team of Autobots infiltrates the prison trying to obtain information.
A Promotional Party March 5th, 2019 Blurr throws a party to congratulate Swivel on her promotion to the rank of Ensign.
What Is Love February 28th, 2019 Blurr talks to Rung and finds out he is very confused about his feelings for Swivel.
Battleground: Luna-2 Docks 8 February 23rd, 2019 Blurr and Grimlock defend the docks on Luna-2.
Beside the Mithril Sea February 17th, 2019 Seeking a bit of quiet contemplation, Lynx ventures off to the most popular spot in the Mithril Seas. Conversation ensues between Starlock, Blurr, First Aid, and himself.
Confessions February 14th, 2019 Blurr and Swivel come clean about some deep feelings.
Impatient Inpatient February 13th, 2019 Swivel's got the touch...when it comes to Blurr.
War Games: Protihex 7-1 February 12th, 2019 Decepticons defend Protihex.
The Perfect Gift February 9th, 2019 When you know you're walking into a trap but you still go in anyway.
War Games: Central Ibex 6-1 February 1st, 2019 Decepticons attempt to take the sporting capitol of Cybertron.
Scores to Settle January 30th, 2019 Blurr and Blast Off fight both physically and verbally.
War Games: Ibex South 5-1 January 10th, 2019 Decepticons capture Ibex's southern sectors.
A Need To Hate January 10th, 2019 Swivel and Blurr discuss Blast Off, Ibex, and Blurr's past.
Escape from Gallo's Ship January 2nd, 2019 With the help of Blurr and Quickswitch, Hot Rod and Starlock escape from Gallo's ship, but not before discovering one of Gallo's secrets.
The House That Blurr and Blast Off Built December 18th, 2018 Blurr makes some interesting confessions to Swivel.
Nyon Region Recon December 11th, 2018 Swivel’s Nyon hideout is threatened when it is discovered by Buzzsaw. Blast Off doesn’t like it one bit.
War of Words December 6th, 2018 When Bots and Cons aren't fighting with weapons, they're fighting with words.
War Games: Ruins of Nyon 3-1 December 2nd, 2018 Swivel, Hound, Sky Lynx and Blurr take on the Decepticon base in the Ruins of Nyon.
Gallo's Intentions Pt 2 November 20th, 2018 Some uncanny events involving Gallo and his cohorts unfold at Maccadams.
Spacer Observations November 17th, 2018 Cosmos gets drinks with Swivel. The additions of Blast Off, Nightlash, and Blurr promise much awkwardness.
7 Days To Drone: Horde Night Is Here November 1st, 2018 The drone hordes gather for an assault on Iacon. The valiant Autobots stand against them.
Water Cooler Gossip October 30th, 2018 Various Autobots converge at an energon dispenser. Conversation happens.
Alone in the Dark October 27th, 2018 The power goes out in a hospital in Uraya. Optimus Prime orders the Autobots to investigate, with explosive results.
Party Gone Wrong October 23rd, 2018 Adagio accidentally knocks Blurr out with a baton. Swivel takes care of the situation.
A Terrible Night For a Drink October 14th, 2018 An Autobot social at Maccadams goes terribly wrong when the serving drones start attacking the patrons.
Helex Extraction October 10th, 2018 Decepticons defend Helex against an Autobot incursion. Well, for the most part.
Practice Makes Perfect October 7th, 2018 Hound leads a training session in the simulator at the Decagon.
Indiscretions Aplenty October 2nd, 2018 Egos collide and enemies collude when Autobots and Combaticons patronize the same bar.
The Grinder September 4th, 2018 Entertainment turns into a gruesome scene when the unexpected happens.
The Energon Trail August 11th, 2018 Moving the payload, let's party up!
The Double Edge August 9th, 2018 Swivel visits a restless Blurr.
A Discussion in the Med Bay August 4th, 2018 Hot Rod asks Healthpoint about Blurr's recent shenanigans, while Nightlash and Hyperdrive seek medical advice and repairs.
Hospital Histrionics August 3rd, 2018 Blurr gives Healthpoint a hard time. Hound and Swivel try to reassure her.
He's Playin' You, Son! August 2nd, 2018 An attempt to rescue a surviving YX unit from the ruins of Harmonex goes terribly sideways.
Coming Clean July 29th, 2018 Swivel and Healthpoint tell Blurr the truth about the salvage operation in the ruins of Harmonex.
Remnants in Harmonex July 27th, 2018 The Autobots are scavenging in the ruins of Harmonex when Swivel's past comes back to haunt her.
The Fate of Junkion Pt 1 July 17th, 2018 Autobots and Decepticons fight over resources again, but discover that Junkion's fate may be at risk.
Something Good July 5th, 2018 Blurr and Swivel discuss hope, friendship, and the end of the world.
The Race for Ununtrium June 26th, 2018 Autobots and Decepticons journey to Junkion again in an attempt to extract ununtrium, but run into a native this time.
WHIP IT GOOD June 23rd, 2018 Blast Off seeks to take revenge for all those times Blurr stunned him. Swivel- has about had it with these two.
Not All Junk June 21st, 2018 Autobots and Decepticons investigate the presence of a rare material on Junkion.
An Evening On the Rust Seas June 10th, 2018 Blurr, Swivel, Hot Rod and Nightlash run into each other unexpectedly.
Encouragement of the Worst Kind June 6th, 2018 Swivel bears witness to some very distressing things.
Plateau Evac May 26th, 2018 The Autobots are trying to save a town near the Sonic Canyons. Blast Off helps them...but if anyone asks, he was shooting at Springer.
Regenesis May 24th, 2018 Blurr and Shockwave encounter a sea monster on LV-212.
Ceasefire Pastime April 7th, 2018 Folly embarrasses Blurr. Swivel gets a kick out of it.
Appreciation Day at the DMF April 6th, 2018 Autobots and neutrals socialize at Deltaran.
Collaborators and Their Oppressors March 26th, 2018 Politics aren't the best choice of topic during a ceasefire.
Rust-Seas Rendezvous December 20th, 2017 Nightlash is doing something over the Rust Seas. Blurr and Swivel are doing something else. Neither party trusts the other enough to really say what, but it's clear there's a storm brewing.
Anticipated Awakening December 16th, 2017 Swivel finally wakes up from her psychosonorum induced coma, to Blurr and Hyperdrive's relief.
Recovery Takes Time December 4th, 2017 Swivel visits an ailing Blurr in the repair bay.
How Monsters React to Explosions December 2nd, 2017 Blurr and Hyperdrive encounter Nightlash, then fight a monster in the Undergrid.
Don't shoot at me and my teammate that other guy is fine tho November 26th, 2017 Autobots and Decepticons fight over an abandoned outpost in the ruins of Harmonex.
Decepticons Are Cheaters November 21st, 2017 Phantom cheats at a drinking contest with Warpath.
Time and Hard Work November 19th, 2017 Swivel tries to work on making things right with Blurr.
Autobot Grad Party November 14th, 2017 Celebration for the next batch of graduating cadets. Blurr is sullen, Healthpoint is awkward, and Swivel's good at pinning the tail on the turborat.
Fall of Tesarus November 11th, 2017 During the battle for Tesarus, Autobots deploy MTO's out of an aerial assembly compound. Decepticons are having none of that.
Bleeding Sparks October 31st, 2017 Autobots and Decepticons are helping refugees in Harmonex. Surprisingly, only verbal fights occur.
Cyberama - Iacon Forever! October 24th, 2017 Autobots socialise at a fundraiser. Blurr doesn't respect the environment.
Professional Promotion October 19th, 2017 Starscream accepts his position as president of the VFA.
Hunt for Psychosonorum October 17th, 2017 Blurr goes searching for Psychsonorum and finds a portal. Naturally, against Swivel's caution, he enters.
Rookie and Proud October 13th, 2017 Shadowstar develops a newfound loathing for Blurr, while Blast Off still hates him as much as ever.
Truth Wrought Conflict October 10th, 2017 Rung tries to repair Swivel's relationship with Blurr, but quickly finds out that raw honesty is not always the best policy.
Fright Night October 7th, 2017 A pack of hungry monsters popped out of the ground by a roadside pub. Autobots and Decepticons worked together to repel them - but in their wake are many questions.
Red Guardian Morale Hour October 3rd, 2017 Autobots gather for half-off drinks. Assurances and arguments abound.
Dumpster Diving September 28th, 2017 Swivel hunts for lamps, Lynx is awesome, and Blurr finally sits still.
Aftermath Therapy September 16th, 2017 After the failure at Helex, the Autobots really need to get some feelings off of their chests.
Open Mic at Maccadam's August 27th, 2017 Bad comedy, bad punches, and bad vibes.
Substitute Instructors August 3rd, 2017 Hot Rod and Blurr are not good teachers. At all.
Beer Pong July 31st, 2017 Half-off drinks for Autobots draws a crowd. Engex pong is a short reprieve from heated topics.
Sand! It Gets Into Everything. July 23rd, 2017 Hot Rod, Swivel, Stasis, and Blurr compete against each other in a very sandy simulation.
Wild Runs Raid July 18th, 2017 AKA An Alleyway of Cowards! Autobots finally make a move on Wild Runs HQ.
Patience July 10th, 2017 Swivel and Blurr discuss differing views on various topics.
The Diamond Colossus June 13th, 2017 Hot Rod, Sky Lynx, and Blurr have a chat at the Diamond Colossus.
Helex Wild Runs June 5th, 2017 An illegal race in Helex becomes a catastrophe when a rift opens up, spewing hallucinogenic gas.
Obviousfibbium June 3rd, 2017 Swivel is looking for 'obviousfibbium' in the Sonic Canyons.
Real Friends March 31st, 2017 Hot Rod isn't happy about Swivel's decision to join the Autobots.
It Can't Go On Forever March 24th, 2017 Swivel has given up everything for a chance to save Blurr from himself. But were her efforts in vain?
Swivel's Gambit February 28th, 2017 Swivel contacts Cypher against her better judgement.
Emotional Fallout February 21st, 2017 Blurr is broken again, and Swivel isn't a psychologist.
Tripping on the Expy February 19th, 2017 Sometimes Swivel actually knows what she is talking about, but Blurr and Nightlash have to learn the hard way.
Trouble Magnet February 6th, 2017 Blurr is frustrated with Swivel's knack for getting into trouble. Again.
Spy Wars:Recruitment Drive February 5th, 2017 The Decepticons pull a heist on a spark storage facility in Tagan Heights.
Target Practice January 15th, 2017 Sparring sessions at the Decagon can get quite intense...
No One Has To Die January 14th, 2017 The Autobots are caught in the same fire three times. But it all works out in the end.
Secret Admirer January 14th, 2017 Fade, Blurr and Imager have a conversation about their pasts.
That T Word January 11th, 2017 The truth about Blurr's anger toward Swivel is finally laid bare.
Folk Wot Wear the Red January 8th, 2017 Swivel has earned a favor from Blast Off, but almost gets kidnapped by Blurr.
Vague Accusations January 2nd, 2017 Blurr, Blast Off and Swivel in the same place is never a good thing.
Medical Investigations December 30th, 2016 Hot Rod seeks Aegis' help in examining Coil.
Airman Obvious to the Rescue December 28th, 2016 Blurr and Fade steal detpack designs from a company in Altihex. Valour tries to stop them.
Faith In My Goodwill December 3rd, 2016 Blurr is angry at Swivel and tells Arcee all about it.
Rumble in Rodion November 26th, 2016 Brawl throws some temper tantrums.
The Discussion About Swivel That Went Horribly Wrong November 5th, 2016 A discussion about Swivel goes horribly wrong.
Thrust goes home October 30th, 2016 The Decepticons stage a daring raid on a jail in Tarn.
Graduate Visits October 25th, 2016 Aid certainly didn't expect TWO vistors in one day, he was counting on none.
Femme in the Middle October 24th, 2016 Swivel is argued over. It's very stressful.
Uncarcerated October 23rd, 2016 Blurr extracts Swivel from a Tarn jail through mostly legal channels.
Fun With Glue October 16th, 2016 Ignoring Vortex results in him going on a glue-gun rampage.
Love & Respect October 12th, 2016 Blurr tries to convince Swivel to renounce the truth.
Lesson Learned October 7th, 2016 Swivel shoots herself in the foot. Literally.
A Patient Teacher September 28th, 2016 Blurr offers to teach Swivel how to handle a gun.
Nice Warm Acid Bath August 18th, 2016 Decepticons rob an armory in Tarn.
Favorite Deltaran Patients August 17th, 2016 Interesting conversations at Deltaran Hospital.
Extraction Time July 17th, 2016 The Autobots rescue Blurr from Decepticon custody. Starscream lets it happen, but tries not to lose face.
The Art of Interrogation July 13th, 2016 The Decepticons grill Blurr for information.
Kolkular Prison Blues July 6th, 2016 Megatron puts Scorponok in his place.
How Wrong You Are June 26th, 2016 Blast Off has been waiting for this day for a long time...
The Wind June 24th, 2016 Skywarp and Starscream catch Blurr sneaking around at the deserted Thymesis Munitions factory on Luna-2.
It's Hard to Have Friends May 25th, 2016 Blurr asks Arcee (vents) for some relationship advice.
Final Destination May 15th, 2016 Autobots and Decepticons battle over the highly sought after fuel source that has finally been located in the Undergrid.
They Never Look Up April 24th, 2016 Starscream has an intruder in his hab suite.
Persuasion April 23rd, 2016 Swivel and Blurr have another fruitless argument. Wheeljack is caught in the middle.
Victims of Toraxxis April 20th, 2016 Blurr and Springer wrap up the search for survivors of the destruction of Toraxxis.
What Swivels Do Best March 31st, 2016 Blurr and Phantom fight over Swivel.
Recall Revelation March 27th, 2016 Swivel needs to find her place in the world once more. Blurr discovers a shocking revelation about an old friend's former identity. Springer feels awkward.
Watch Where I'm Going March 25th, 2016 Aegis and Swivel have landed!
My Precious March 21st, 2016 Blast Off comes to a new friend's rescue.
The Odds Were Never In Your Favor March 5th, 2016 Overlord leads an attack against the newly established Autobot mine. Starscream has a really bad day.
And In This Corner... February 25th, 2016 Overlord brings back the old times with gladiatorial matches much like the ones that made Megatron great.
Mine Reconnaissance February 21st, 2016 The Autobots head to reconnaissance the mine area, and encounter more than a few surprises! Also, Decepticons.
Lab Fight Lessons February 19th, 2016 Labs are not good places to fight. Especially not Wheeljack's labs.
How I Met You February 4th, 2016 Arcee tries to calm an amnesiac Blurr down.
Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Beings January 24th, 2016 The Autobots are determined to re-acquire the stolen sparks. The Decepticons are determined to keep them.
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So Fancy[edit source]

"Film star, yeah I'm deluxe!
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch, ow!
Still stunting, how you love that
Got the whole world asking how I does that..."